Welcome to my crib
Welcome to my crib Hey, what’s up? Glad you could drop by to visit, homie. Who sent you here by the way? Ohh, I see. Come on in, this is my crib, take a look around. By the way, did you bring anything...
View ArticleThings you won’t hear me say
Objective for the day My objective for the day was simple: survive. What I said to myself: Just keep your toes warm Ezekel, these meetings must end, and the day will come when no one in the world will...
View ArticleI have bigger demons to wrestle with today!
6:30 am Move! Get away from me! Y’all stink! Y’all are filthy and disgusting! I hate you, all of you! Leave me alone! I can’t believe I gave birth to you nasty, stinking repulsive creatures! Leave! I...
View ArticleThe old stuff inside my closet
Image via Wikipedia I went to have a look around an old closet this evening before turning in for bed. I am not sure what inspired the sudden curiosity, but somehow I found myself standing in front of...
View ArticleThe things that go on upstairs
When a man that everyone thinks is mad insists “I am not mad”, more often than not no one believes him. They say he’s mad and doesn’t know he’s mad. I am mad, and I often say “I am mad,” and yet, more...
View ArticleWhat I got for #&^%$%(* Christmas
Image via Wikipedia My boss gave me two days off over the holidays, and I am taking 15 minutes from that time to ask the following questions and make the following wish: Questions: If what I got for...
View ArticlePeople think the life of the well-off is all glamorous
Sure, my wealth may have been marinated and slow cooked and yours only stir fried, but don’t go thinking that my life is glamour and nothing else. You would be so wrong on that! I know this girl…well,...
View ArticleI am not a duck!
Image via Wikipedia I could easily have done so, but I was very careful not to explode. This is partly because I had read once about a certain volcano that had remained dormant for centuries before it...
View ArticleI saw a black man kill a black man, and I watched, like it was t.v.
I need to be honest with you from the start. I like the plain beauty of the naked truth, but I much prefer the delicious sweetness of a big fat lie. Fat lies, like fat people, have often gotten the raw...
View ArticleThe first time they took me to an Obeahman (witch doctor)
Cemetery (Photo credit: Bête à Bon-Dieu) They had already killed my father, and drank his blood, but their thirst was not yet quenched. He was buried in the public cemetery, amongst the poor and...
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